vendela

Vendela is what you get when you mix Transylvanian and Scandinavian blood: a cold-hearted soul-thirsty vampire viking as dark as the winter nights. On the bright side... sorry, there’s none. She is the devil in you, and me. She’s that unavoidable wicked part of us we try hard to shut down at baby showers and that won’t go away no matter how many yoga classes we take. She’s our evilest thoughts and our dirtiest hopes. She’s vengeance without a cause.

Her blasphemous voice and deranged words ravenously find their way to your brain and spread through your body like snake venom. You don’t have long. The only way out is to surrender. And once you do, once you stop fighting that raging darkness and begin to accept it, it settles where it belongs, where it always should’ve felt at home if you’d only let it, and soothes you like no cloud in heaven ever could.

So yield... bow down to the queen and let her show you your own darkness. Join the sect.